hi

i just ate two packets of lollies. i never eat lollies. they are those lifesaver pastilles. i like them. don't feel sick yet. i just had injection in my shoulder so am hoping it works and pain will go away. it's been like it for over a year. i spoke to maz just now and she seems ok today. we laughed and bitched as usual. she told me she is having a pneumonia vaccination this year. i didn't know they existed. i'm having my flu jecky soon. hmmm. hope you are well and happy.
here are some real place names. most of them are in america. go figga! i didn't make them up. really :)

Real place names

Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Climax, Michigan
Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina
Hell, Michigan
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Hooker, Arkansas
Cut-Off, Louisiana
Blueballs, Pennsylvania
Cold Water, Mississippi
Hot Water, Mississippi
Toad Suck, Arkansas
Monkey’s Elbow, Kentucky
Panic, Pennsylvania
Fearnot, Pennsylvania
Boring, Oregon
Eclectic, Alabama
Ogle, Kentucky
Loveladies, New Jersey
Smackover, Arkansas
Assawoman, Virginia
Muck City, Alabama
Shite Creek, Idaho
Fort Dick, California
Dickeyville, Wisconsin
Dismal, Tennessee
Peculiar, Missouri
Gaylordsville, Connecticut
Gay Mills, Wisconsin
Sandwich, Illinois
Forks of Salmon, California
Jupiter, Florida
Mars, Pennsylvania
Big Foot, Illinois
Big Sandy, Wyoming
Okay, Oklahoma
Uncertain, Texas
Hornytown, North Carolina
Romance, Arkansas
Big Beaver, South Carolina
Dildo, New Jersey
Weed, California
High, Texas
Success, Missouri
Crappo, Maryland
French Lick, Indiana
Climax, Michigan
Lizard Lick, North Carolina
Dildo, Newfoundland
Bong Bong, NSW
Humpty Do, Northern Territory
Come By Chance, Western NSW
Iron Knob, South Australia
Cockburn, Western Australia
Burrumbuttock, New South Wales
Little Dix Village, West Indies
Tightsqueeze, Virginia, USA
Maggie’s Nipples, Wyoming, USA
Sandy Balls, England
what's your fave. mine is maggie's nipples. i mean really, who would name a town that?
ps, it's raining in adelaide as i type. how exciting. i tried to put a pic in this post but it would have none of it. oh well.
pps, someone rang my mobile and the number isn't in my phone. i don't know whether to ring back or not. would you?