i hate computers

i got a virus the other day. that's bad. i cleaned it up with avg. that's good. BUT since then i have not been able to right mouse click in IE. so i upgraded to IE8. didn't work. so i thought i'd finally load vista. all went well if SLOWLY. yes, i'm shouting. now i only have one bar in my internet connections box thingy. the speed is poor. that's their word for it mine is something else that i will not type here. so then i loaded firefox. it's ok. i've searched the web for a solution to my slow internet problem but i can't understand a bloody word in the answers given and i'm fairly savvy with computers. i'm frustrated. i'm tired. i'm fed up. i'm over it. ahhhhhhhh i suppose i'll have to bite the bullet and ring bigpond help line. i don't mind doing this except that i don't have two hours to spare. although, having said that, if i'd rung them earlier i might have this problem solved BUT maybe not. looks like i'll have to go back to XP. i hate computers. ps. i can right mouse click anywhere i damn well want now. yay