so on to the panda. well! i was at the end of my busy desk shift and doing three things at once as usual. i looked up and there in front of me was a 7 foot panda. well, a person in a panda suit to be precise. i said hello, as you do, and he waved at me. he could have been there to rob us for all i knew. he was carrying a gift basket. i asked him a question and he shook his head no. i asked if he wanted to give out the lollies around the library. he shook his head. then i noticed that he was tapping on his gift basket and written on the box was the name Sarah. drrr i finally got it. he was there for sarah. so after getting a very embarrassed sarah out to the desk the basket was presented to her. by now a large crowd had gathered. camera flashes went off. it turned into something of an event. it seems that the person inside the suit has a bit of a crush on sarah. he's older than her and she doesn't really reciprocate his feelings. he stayed around for ages, i thought he was waiting for a tip or maybe he was going to strip. a stripping pandagram. he finally left and things settled down when all of a sudden a young woman came in to the library with a gift basket for sarah. the two are not connected at all but you have to admit it was a doozy of a coincidence.
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